uteruses before duderuses

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

duterus

Used when predicting what could happen if dudes had a uterus.

I wonder what a male uterus would be called.
Duh! It's called a duterus.

by 882000 October 21, 2014

Duderuses

Noun. The mystical reproductive organ that some women believe men to have, esp. those who need some time with the girls

"Hey, girl! Forget him! Uteruses before duderuses!"

by Macievelli October 20, 2016

duderus

a male uterus

God my duderus hurts, most be on my period. His male uterus hurts.

by Toxic Masculinity May 7, 2019

DudeTruck

a rather large truck near mountain biking that well, looks like a dude truck

"Hey, look at that dude truck"

by Melissa January 21, 2005

Dudetrude

Arriving with 2 or more guys to meet one girl (who invited you) who is already with 2 or more guys. ie Dudetruding, Dudetrusion. Dude + Intrusion

Hey Stephanie, since you're already with your guy friends, I wouldn't want to Dudetrude.

by shepardg June 16, 2010

Dudeversation

A conversation with other guys talking about topics like love life, relationships, and hook ups. This is not a gay circle it is straight guys talking about girls. Girls can be included in dudeversations if you want.

J : Dude we need go talk
B: Fine lets go and have a dudeversation

by Tripleb1 February 15, 2010