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by Yeomanbanjo May 23, 2019
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Duckman

An adult animated series created by Everett Peck, based on his underground comic of the same name. It starred Jason Alexander ("Seinfeld") as the title character, a foul-mouthed, perverted duck detective. Contains possibly the most bizarre animation that ever aired on TV, thanks to the folks at Klasky-Csupo. It ran 70 episodes over 4 seasons on the USA Network during the 90s, and was recently released on DVD.
I'm just one more duck detective who works with a pig and lives with the twin sister of his dead wife, three sons on two bodies and a comatose mother-in-law who's got so much gas she's a fire hazard. - Duckman
by mowub September 4, 2009
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Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016
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Dutchman Creek Middle School

Dutchman Creek Middle School is a school in Rock Hill South Carolina with a bunch of fake ass hoes, ugly people, and social cliques it's boring ass hell and we got the worst teacher and principal!!
by Lmao bored July 5, 2019
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Strange Dutchman

This duality is derived from two phrases. The first beeing the "The Stanger". Where one sits on his hand until all feeling is lost, then masturbates with said hand giving the feeling of a stanger doing the work.

The second part of this is derived from the "Dutch Rudder" where one grabs his erect penis and has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of masturbation.

The Strange Dutchman is a combination of both, Where one sits one his hand until all feeling is lost, grabs his erect penis, and then has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of insanely awsome masturbation.
by Scorebot 5000 December 18, 2009
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Flying Dutchman

When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!
by hayseuss July 10, 2005
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Squirting Dutchman

The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.
Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.
by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006
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