Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

Dry Docking

When you have anal sex without lubrication.

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."

by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009

Dry Docking

The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.

Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.

by Slamin' Salmon May 6, 2010

dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.

She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!

by Ali G -RESPECT March 10, 2003

Dry Docked

Non lubricated anal penetration.

"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"

by Jay Tanx September 19, 2011

dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.

I dry docked in her toilet!

by treb September 23, 2003

Dry Docking

The act of two males spending an above average time with each other. It is to deplict two penisis rubbing up next to each other

1) Dude why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck always dry docking?

2) Yea yea i hurd enough of you and your friend dry docking all day

by cmethuggin June 9, 2009