Drunkenstein

State of alcohol intoxication where a person has been completely obliterated with an amount of alcohol that is extremely above his/her tolerance level. Exceedingly bad decision-making skills are prevalent, periods of functioning black-outs ensue, appearance includes but not limited to: pasty skin tone (due to severe dehydration), glazed over half-opened eyes, a swaying gait, standing is difficult and falling is pretty much guaranteed, disheveled hair (rats nest for females)… unfortunately this person thinks & acts like their overall appearance is way hotter than reality. Basically makes a complete ass out of him or herself… extreme moron activities are a given. A drunkenstein will bulldoze blindly over anything and everyone in their path without acknowledgment (basically like Frankenstein would). Attitude & activities of a drunkenstein will often push people around them to the point where they want to kick the drunkenstein's ass.

Examples of activities while in this state: drinking and dialing / texting your friends or flavor(s) and leaving overly loving or rude and nasty, slurred, unintelligible messages ("I love you more than you know" or "hey cock-sucking whore"). A drunkenstein, will fight with friends or strangers… pushing buttons to start a fight (for no explainable reason?). Tackle and wreste people down or destroy others personal property. Smack people in the genitals and think it's funny. Expose nipples, cooch or cock to anyone - thinking they actually want to and should see it. Tongue kiss with same-sex friend (and are not gay/lesbian). Dance with him/herself in a mirror and think they're dancing with an actual partner. Take off on a drunk-run, not sure where to, but just run for miles (Forest Gump?). Pee their pants (in public). OR pee on partner and say they're marking their territory. Pee on furniture thinking it’s the toilet and then actually try to find the flusher. A drunkenstein would crawl in to bed with friends' significant other or mom/dad and spoon/snuggle them. Dine & dash (unknowingly?) or run from taxicabs after not paying. Face-plant falls - stitches required… any type of fall (gait issues). Beer goggle with EXTREMELY regrettable hook ups.

by P. Stephens September 23, 2008

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drunkerer

... Is a real deffinition necessary? You're drunker than drunk... Now drink more to level up to drunkerest

I'm feelin drunkerer than u...

by naSTi06 November 20, 2009

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drunkenese

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated

Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.

by Felix Doore November 2, 2008

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drunkest kiff

the drunkest person at a party/gathering. Later on labeled as the drunkest kiff of the night.

Yo you made out with a hot dog last night! You were the drunkest kiff at that party!

by BangzALot March 4, 2011

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Drunkerence

A video conference call during which participants consume alcohol

Send me a Zoom link for that drunkerence please

by Eliuha April 8, 2020

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God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022

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