Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.
Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.
by lusher21 September 8, 2008
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"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"
"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"
"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"
"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"
"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"
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Man, I was having a good time with my girl and then Eric and Ted showed up with their Mobile Drunkard Unit and my night was ruined.
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Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.
Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.
Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"
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