drunkass

1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) An individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) An individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) An individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) Nicole Middendorf

Get off the floor! You're embarrassing yourself drunkass!

by K-Fizzlefershizzle December 5, 2007

drunkasaurusrex

A drunk person who sometimes does crazy, or (i.e. stupid things) but is still invited back every weekend to hang out.

Damn, this guy is a drunkasaurusrex, I think well have him back around next weekend anyways, good entertainment.

by Chris Bridges April 22, 2005

drunkass

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass

Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.

by slopass August 15, 2003

Drunkalanche

When a group of drunks tumble down the stairs of a bar, gathering up innocent folks as they go.

What are all these people doing laying here at the bottom of the stairs? Must have been a drunkalanche.

by The Aged Sage April 6, 2011

Drunkass

When an individual appears and acts drunk or just generally crazy while they're not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Usually caused by lack of sleep

Linda: thE UNICORNS ARE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE AND STEALING ALL OF MY DISHSOAP!!

Hank: Linda, are you drunkass again? It's almost 5am, go to bed.

Linda: IM LAUGHING AT THE WALLS

by rebkedavra March 13, 2016

Drunkaloo

something given as an attachment to the penis when a homosexual hindu baby is born, males specifically

Sonu's Drunkaloo attachment makes other gay hindu males attracted to him
Sonu: Hey Sanjay look at my drunkaloo
Sanjay: OHHHH YOOOOWWDAYYY!!!!!!!
Sonu: Here it comes
Sanjay: *uses Jizzle*

by jiggamancarefreeliving September 30, 2011

Drunkelstiltskin

Someone with a useful set of skills, especially a rare sought-after talent, that is completely useless because they are drunk all the time.

Example 1:
Rumpelstiltskin: I'm here to spin all that straw into gold and save the miller's daughter. Hey, do you have any meds for a headache? I have a killer hangover.
Miller's friend: Dude, you smell like booze. Also, she's dead already. The King hanged her on Sunday.
Rumpelstilskin: Awwww, noooo! Really!? But I can spin the straw into gold like the King wants.
Miller's friend: That would have been useful 3 days ago when you said you'd be here.
Rumpelstiltskin: Aw man. I'm so sorry. I feel so bad about this.
Miller's friend: Yeah. Nice job, Drunkelstiltskin.
Rumpelstiltskin: I feel so bad. I need a drink.

Example 2:
John: I need some help with my Calculus homework. Do you know anyone that is taking Calculus this semester?
Bob: Well, that dude over there has a Ph.D in Mathematics. I'm sure he could help you.
John: A Ph.D, seriously? Where is he!?
Bob: He's that guy over there in the recliner chair.
John: You mean that passed out guy sitting in the chair with barf dripping down the arm of the chair?
Bob: Yep. That's him. Drunkelstiltskin is a fuckin' math genius!
John: ...

by Beavis Comeavis January 30, 2019