A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009
Get the Drunk Bump mug.The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
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by koaw June 12, 2010
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The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps
by koaw June 12, 2010
Get the drunk bumps mug.The superiour term for soft drink, sodas aren't soft they are bumpy from the carbonation, and when you first drink into it its like wow.
by Chocky the smart May 26, 2024
Get the Bumpy Drink mug.The superior defenition for a soda instead of the dumbass soft drink, because of the carbination it does not make the drink soft it makes it bumpy in your mouth and in the cup
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