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Drumpfed

Any endeavor which has been driven into utter failure through sheer incompetence.

Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.
"I totally drumpfed that exam..."
by Fireholder August 19, 2016
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drumpf

The noise made by one's rectum when evacuating noxious gases while clearing the anal passage.
The loud drumpfs emanating from Paul's bathroom clearly indicated discomfort with his dinner choice .
by Noogie June 2, 2016
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drumpf

The sound watery diarrhea makes when it hits a toilet bowl.
Jacob was washing his hands in the bathroom when he heard a loud drumpf coming from a bathroom stall.
by 4TheLAWLS July 2, 2016
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drumpf

A small and/or malformed penis.
Donald always dreaded public changing areas due to his drumpf.
by myrealnameisnotjim August 9, 2016
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drumpf

Someone of extreme low value and self worth who profusely claims otherwise. A Drumpf will exaggerate personal perceptions of wealth, physical characteristics, business relationships, and almost every aspect pertaining to themselves. With every exaggeration the person becomes more of a Drumpf thereby increasing their need for validation others. The best way to deal with a Drumpf is to ignore them and to let others know that the person is simply a Drumpf. If that doesn't work call them "a Loser", "Worthless", or "Very Very not Smart".
(noun) That Drumpf will say anything to make himself feel rich, strong, and important.

(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.
by ibmeruu August 13, 2016
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drumpf

"When Donald pulled down his pants, I couldn't help but laugh at his drumpf!"
by Diseastrous August 19, 2016
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Drumpf

(Verb) yelling louder and longer than anyone else who is speaking with the (mistaken) idea that bullying dissenters into silence is the same as being right.
Did you hear Donald drumpfing during the debates?

Does he realize that smart voters are ignoring him?
by I'mBuzzLightyear May 19, 2016
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