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Drew Brees 

Brees leads all NFL quarterbacks in touchdowns, passing yards, and 300-yard games. Brees holds NFL records for career pass completions, career completion percentage, career passing yards, and career touchdown passes.
Person one: Hey man you know Drew Brees
P 2: Yeah, he leads all NFL quarterbacks in touchdowns, passing yards, and 300-yard games. Brees holds NFL records for career pass completions, career completion percentage, career passing yards, and career touchdown passes

drew brees 

The past tense form of the infinitive "to draw brees." means to pass gas.
Guy 1: "Dude, what's that smell? It staaaaanks."

Guy 2: "Sorry, I just drew brees."

Drew Brees 

A Quarterback with an enourmas birthmark on his face. The birthmark is so big that 49 countries have banned Brees from visiting.
"Hey look, Drew Brees just lost to the Panthers and lost the NFC South."
"yeah him and his birthmark are really overrated."
Drew Brees by Plant Peterson January 16, 2014

Drew Brees 

A very bad quarterback of the San Diego Chargers. Had a great college career in Purdue.
Doug Flutie should start every game over this guy any day!
Drew Brees by sagzag February 4, 2004

Drew Brees swag 

Possessing the same calm, cool, and bad ass demeanor that Drew Brees shows on a daily basis.
"Damn, that kid has some serious Drew Brees swag going on right now.. "

Pulling a Drew Brees 

Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees
Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.

Drew breesin 

When you offer your opinion which you are entitled to then redact it and apologize for it because people bullied you on twitter and convinced you, you are not allowed to have an opinion.
I said what I said and I'm not drew breesin my opinion.
Drew breesin by Mike ffffff June 5, 2020