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Dresser Messer

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Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.
1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.
by Eshmack September 29, 2011
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dresser of hair

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I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)
by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016
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Dresser Vibe

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Alex: Fuckin dresser vibes, yadigg?
by reallycoolguy April 22, 2020
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dresser buddy

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A "dresser buddy" is a friend with benefits that is only interested in having sex on or against a dresser. It is a specific kink that is had.
"My dresser buddy is coming over today so she can be railed in her designated spot. Who am i to judge her kink when she gets as wild as she does."
by Cap'nTurbo December 31, 2021
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Home Dresser

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Hockey players (usually children) who put on their gear at home because they are too stupid, inept, or retarded to do it at the rink. Generally have poor hockey skills, life skills and tend to be socially awkward.
Darrell and Lee are very shitty hockey players; they must be Home Dressers.
by Apschminkey May 1, 2009
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Cross dresser

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A male or female who wears clothes that are stereotypically worn by the opposite sex.

For women, it is debatable whether in this day an age trousers/pants count as cross dressing.

Cross dressers are often put into the transgender group, however it is important to know that a cross dresser does not necessarily have body or gender dysphoria, and can be perfectly happy with their gender identity assigned at birth.

Most transgender individuals do not appreciate being called cross dressers as they consider themselves, and should be considered by others as the gender they are dressing as.
A transwoman wearing girl's clothes is not a cross dresser, nor is she a man in drag. She's just a woman.

Cross dressing can be a hobby or maybe just a fashion sense. Someone who cross dresses does not necessarily cross dress 24/7.

Cross dressing can also be found to be sexually attractive by some.
Man 1: 'Hey is that a man in a skirt?'
Man 2: 'Yeah I know him at work, he's a cross dresser.'

Woman 1: 'You dress a lot like a boy y'know.'
Woman 2: 'I guess I enjoy cross dressing, no big deal.'

Mulan is a cross dresser.
by hornfels August 30, 2011
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(v.) when one comes out as being bisexual
Girl 1: So, Morgan is coming out of the dresser to his mom today.

Girl 2: Wait, you mean he's gay?

Girl 1: No, just bi.
by StalkmyDresser53 September 19, 2009
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