Dragonslayer
1. A toothy, blind German kid who rides his gay little bike up and down the street every day. 2. Total douchebag
Dragonslayer by Owen the Great November 10, 2003
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Joe: We're pretty poor so we are going to be drinking Natty Light tonight. What about you Tom?
Tom: I've only got 4 bucks, so ill go with the Dragonslayer Combo, get drunk, and the fuck your girlfriend with the energy I have afterwards.
Tom: I've only got 4 bucks, so ill go with the Dragonslayer Combo, get drunk, and the fuck your girlfriend with the energy I have afterwards.
Dragonslayer Combo by Shefelia Johnson October 3, 2009
Ornstein the Dragonslayer
One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
Ornstein the Dragonslayer by ILoveDragonslayerOrnstein!!!!! June 30, 2012
Bmisk The Dragonslayer
A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............
Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
Bmisk The Dragonslayer by shiftyclaybob September 11, 2009
Dragon Slayer Supreme
After escaping the wrath of Testicle Torsion, unleash a 4-week nut bomb extravaganza on your girlfriend's headlights. Proceed to breathe fire, and exit with caution.
I gave my girlfriend a glazing job and she quickly became a wax figurine. This was the result of the deadly Dragon Slayer Supreme.
Dragon Slayer Supreme by The Gerber Gobbler February 27, 2010