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Hot Dragon fruit

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.
Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.
by Brellygreen April 17, 2017
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The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".
"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"
by codynindasprite February 21, 2025
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See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019
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dragonfruit girl

A dragon fruit girl is a woman that on the exterior looks exotic and enticing, is expensive to aquire, and stands out in the crowd... however when you peel away the veneer you find nothing of any substance. On the inside she's pasty, pithy and so very bland.
Chris : Did you hookup last night with that woman I saw you talking to ?
Dave : yeah I did, but when I got her to my place and we started to get it on I found out that she's just another dragonfruit girl....
Chris : That sucks, what a waste of time
by Debnhim November 8, 2018
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dragonfruit

A damn good fruit from a cactus that is found mostly in S. America and Asia. Also called "Pitaya" and is a great drink ingredient.
Dragonfruit is the best fruit
by ScaniaSwordPaladin January 13, 2008
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Dragonfruit

When you watch gay dragon porn while being the big spoon, gay sex spooning specifically.
Brendan: I love dragonfruits
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 9, 2023
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Dragonfruitsexual

Dragonfruitsexual is when and where you feel sexually attracted to dragon fruits or have a obsession with them
Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt extremely dragonfruitsexual when we had a self care day yesterday and stopped at starbucks and she got a dragon fruit refresher and when she tasted it a hell broke loose she started going crazy and asking for more and she stated this damn this drink is amazing and she ran in and bought another one and ran to the bathroom to mate with the drink
by VFDgrwjifne ugebnjew October 20, 2022
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