Dr. Seuss

An amazing author who wrote mostly in rhymes. He is dead now. He wrote {The Cat in the Hat and Horton hears a who and {How the Grinch stole Christmas. Now his works are being featured in Seussical the musical.

Dr. Seuss was a great author.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

dr. seuss

not a real doctor

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor

by clitz July 6, 2010

Dr. Seuss

The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.

"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.

Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"

Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".

by Nick Lowers April 8, 2009

Dr. Seuss Weekend

Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.

"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."

by Filthy Mammals March 19, 2014

Dr. Seuss

An infamous man who liked rubbing 7 yr. old cock

Jimbo: Dr. Seuss, wtf are you doing?
Dr. Seuss: touching your fucking cock obviously.

by Lil Bigwood23 November 3, 2019

Dr. Seuss Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.

"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Dr. Seuss

A good writer. He didn't to politicals or anything else for that matter, despite what has been said. Just a LOT of books.

All the Whos down in Whoville liked Dr. Seuss a lot.
But the Yvonne, who lived on mount Yvonne, did NOT...

Opinion AND example.

by Tanon X October 25, 2005