This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection
Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
by Travesty October 8, 2021
A black man who finds himself attracted mainly to chinks. occcasionally attracted to ginks and black women who study often. A dirty dowell is also generally very tall.
by couldbeacrackhead April 18, 2009
Doing a dowell is the simple task of snapchatting a girl and getting no where with it. The subject is normally prone to asking about underwear colours.
Toby; Hey Scott, how's it going with Tate?
Scott; Not too good. Doing a dowell.
Toby; I feel for you man.
Scott; Not too good. Doing a dowell.
Toby; I feel for you man.
by CUNTMUFFIN February 12, 2014
by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021
This homosexual should be named William Dowell.
by William Dowell July 11, 2018
by Dowell rod July 31, 2021
by The Oddfather January 3, 2015