Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

by KristynC July 31, 2008

douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.

Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009

dousche armada

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.

* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009

douchey vuitton

An in the closet snob who wears expensive accessories but refuses to wear anything other then sweat pants and sweaters.

that douchey vuitton better hide his kids.

by morIVAN December 2, 2010

Dousche

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

by douche1394 July 17, 2009

Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...

shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".

by random hero March 27, 2005

douchey hat

a flat brimmed, big hat. often wore by skaters, preps, or jocks. some of the popular brands are fox, dc, metal mullisha.... douchey hats are becoming very popular and now have the designs of a lot of major sports teams and just about everything else

Girl 1: Did you see that really hot guy?
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.

by doucheyhat August 22, 2009