Uber Doucher

He who goes above and beyond the call of douchie. Usually found in large social gatherings wearing an Affliction or Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Women are often attracted to their douchie persona but when left broken hearted, friends usually say "I told you he was an Uber Doucher!"

by Friedo from Chicago May 2, 2011

sass master from doncaster

The literal definition of Louis Tomlinson. Every Directioner knows that this defines his personality about 110%.

Person 1: Did you hear about the new Louis Tomlinson news?
Person 2: Yes I did hear about the sass master from doncaster.

by tpwk_nahtommoway May 8, 2021

doucherocket

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

by jumblebox May 1, 2008

Doucher

When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.

Yeah, that guy's a total doucher.

by kiwi-man August 18, 2009

Douchester

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.

Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.

by ojzitro April 20, 2010

douchercism

A ceremony, akin to an exorcism, that removes the "douche" from a douche bag.

God, she has terrible taste in men, did you see her new boyfriend? He totally needs a douchercism.

by emotional crack August 22, 2009

Douchergheist

(Noun) A spirit that embodies pure douche like behavior that can possess one or more people in an administrative setting.

"Gayrod used to be cool but he got possessed by the douchergheist and now is a complete tool."

by SaxeGotha June 26, 2014