Douchism

The religion and artform of being a douche.

Alex: Dude what the hell is up with Sandron?

Ben: I don't know, I think he has taken up Douchism

by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

douchestrogen

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.

Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

douchish

Like a douche in many ways

Cassidy is a douchish person because he stole my word.

by Tommy Stoner November 11, 2006

Douchestrict

Any area of the city or town where a high number of douchebags gather.

The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.

by Futureghst-MJC April 6, 2012

douchitude

the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains

it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)

0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.

it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)

man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7

shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24

by dan y November 18, 2004

douchit

do-shit & douche it in a lovely combination. Take it anyway you would like. Easy to use in conversation.

Your mom is fat.

DOUCHIT

by HayHay! February 19, 2009

douchestronaut

A douchebag of epic proportions. One who is a major douche.

That cunthole Steve is a real douchestronaut

by jnymlr33 January 27, 2009