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douchewart

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"
Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!
by Majicspleen June 16, 2010
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Douchewaddick

a term used to describe people of a rude manner; jerks; douchebags; dicks
P: I hate the guys in my school, especially the football players!
U: Same with me! They're such douchewaddicks.
by hotpocketer August 24, 2012
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douchenozzle

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.
My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!
by Cerro Vista Romauldo 707D April 1, 2009
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Douchenozzlery

Coined by Salty Dad. "The general activity that results from being a douchenozzle...Stupidity, irritating behavior, trolling, starting arguments on the internet, spouting low information, talking points, or the actions of a libtard.
There is a lot of douchenozzlery going on this page.
by A Salty Dad Fan September 19, 2013
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douchewaddle

Douchewaddle is a synonym for douchebag,it's like douchebag's cooler younger brother.
"i can't believe those girls tried to pull that, what douchewaddles"
by Joakie February 27, 2009
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douchewagging

The act of being a jerk for no reason; being a total douche
"Did you see Jacob?"

"Yes! He was toatally douchewagging all over school!"
by mangled-elven-ass September 3, 2014
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douchewizzle

A Douchewizzle is king of the douchiest douche but still dope as fuck
What the actual fuck he is such a Douchewizzle.
by Duzzie March 12, 2015
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