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El Doucherino

The king of all douches, dousche quiefs, douche bags, etc.
Greg is the El Doucherino of doucherton.
by Douche master May 3, 2008
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douchetante

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.
That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore
by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011
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douchetination

Which bar should we hit? Fuck that place; it's crawling with shiny Repugs. I can't stomach a douchetination right now. Let's go somewhere else.
by anipalcraig April 30, 2011
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douchetarian

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.
Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.
by Troll Master General November 16, 2011
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Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.
I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.
by sherwinre August 2, 2017
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douchetanium

a material that is composed of pure douchiness.
Man, they really spared no expense on the douchetanium used to make this product.

That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.
by trout9000 May 31, 2010
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Douchetron

Douche -- Someone being a douchebag
Tron -- Someone who has no feelings, heartless, repetitive.

Douchetron -- Someone who is an insensitive, perpetual, asshole, piece of shit, waste of life, robotic jerk off, liar, manipulator, keeps you waiting up late at nights, is always bailing, repeatedly lets you down, and plays the nice guy act even though he is FAR from it.

One who sucks at ALL aspects of life.
Girl: So are you coming over?
Boy: Yes i am.
( 6 hours later )
Girl: Are you coming still
Boy: No
Girl: WTH?
Boy: My phone is dying.
Girl: WHAT A DOUCHETRON!!!
by kozzykozkoz December 31, 2011
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