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Douchasaurus Rex

The extended version of douche for those guys and girls who can't just be a douche. They're over ridiculous, a veteran idiot, make it not even your game anymore, are extremely lazy, think they're huge, love public humiliation and pick on smaller people for their sole entertainment.
"Jackie totally was making fun of Cindy's little brother, he thinks he's such a pro. That ass..."

"Yeah I noticed after he tried to pants me, big head and little arms that douchasaurus rex."
by Perplexcity October 20, 2008
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Doucheasaurus

A mega douche; a douche so big that it shouldn't even exist. The equalivance of a giant TOOL. A giant DOUCHE bag. Oversized idiot.
My boyfriend acts like a doucheasaurus 95% of the time.
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
by GTLBarbie September 3, 2013
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Doucheasaurusrex

Someone who is a massive douche bag and keeps wondering why people want to leave thier work section when they keep being a huge douche bag and asshole.
MSgt is a Doucheasaurusrex, he got pissed at me for asking Luis for help then wondered why we all want to get out early.
by Terd furgesson March 12, 2014
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Douchosaurus Rex

By far the largest douche in its environment. Douchosaurus Rex is a fierce predator that walks around on two powerful legs. This meat-eater has a huge head and very small brain. Well regarded as the King of the douche bags and feared by all lesser douches.
That Douchosaurus Rex looks like he is ready to "throw down"...get ready to "bolt"

Yikes! look at the Douchosaurus Rex in the "wife beater" over there. They just don't grow "mullets" like that anymore.
by J-jizzles October 19, 2009
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Douchasauraus

"Orie just tried to show off the douche he bought for one of his hoes"
"Wow, what a douchasauraus"
by anti-douchasauraus November 17, 2009
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Douchasaurous Rex

one who opposes anal sex..and gay acts without a "no homo" added at the end of the phrase. but in reality... a douchasauous rex is the king of all douchasaurous's..the prime douchasaour. hes clearly the best douche of them all. mostly douche..and mostly king.
"Eric is a Douchasaurous Rex and he is the king of all douches"
by Douche MAN December 28, 2007
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doucheosaurus

Someone who wears mma fight gear out of the house and has never been in the cage.
A frat boy wearing a TapOut hat out to the local bar is a doucheosaurus.
by jiujitsu February 9, 2010
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