A former friend on facebook or other social web site gathering spot who first chewed you out publicly in an irrational and cruel way and then blocked you from interacting with them before you could respond.
First, she sent me this, "You continually insult people at every turn you get. I don't have time to go back and forth and I wouldn't think you do either. Not sure why the negativity but I choose to focus on more positive things and friends who don't have to hammer down their politics at every turn. I'm sure you'll have some response to this which will just prove my point. Happy facebooking!" And then she blocked me. What a DOUCHEBLOCKER!!!
by Pappy_Boyington April 24, 2010
Get the Doucheblocker mug.A system of government which is completely overrun by douchebags. Doucheocracies are administered and controlled by douchebags for the benefit of douchebags at the expense of everyone else. Doucheocracies are formed by the corruption of previously existing governments via extensive use of lobbyists, inside deals, deceitful legislature and other political douchebaggery. Doucheocratic systems typically involve douchebag companies or corporations (“private industries”) teaming up with douchebag politicians who gain excessive influence over lawmaking processes and tax revenue. Similar to cockroach or rat infestations, douchebag infestations are very difficult to remove once established.
In a Doucheocracy, a team of douchebag politicians could, for instance, “privatize” energy, forcing everyone to buy electricity from Douche Energy Corp. In return for the favor, Douche Energy Corp would give unusually generous stock options to the douchebag politicians who made this possible.
Douche Energy could then proceed to raise energy prices to unreasonable levels while gaining control of the retirement funds of employees who previously worked for state-run energy utilities.
Millions of people could then be financially raped by douchebag politician and executive team.
Douche Energy Corp, being run by douchebags with no engineering knowledge, would be totally incompetent at producing electricity and funds would be quickly depleted as douchebags did what they do best; use their expertise in douchebaggery to give themselves ridiculous dividends and pay each other fantastically large bonuses, quickly leading the company to bankruptcy.
In a Doucheocracy, the douchebag politician and executive team would then be protected by team of douchebag lawyers with a name like "Doucheson & Douchekins", and would get to keep the millions of dollars they swindled without any consequences, while the ensuing energy disaster would be bailed out with taxpayer money.
In a Doucheocracy, the same team of douchebags might later call themselves “job creators” and lobby to lower tax rates for themselves.
Douche Energy could then proceed to raise energy prices to unreasonable levels while gaining control of the retirement funds of employees who previously worked for state-run energy utilities.
Millions of people could then be financially raped by douchebag politician and executive team.
Douche Energy Corp, being run by douchebags with no engineering knowledge, would be totally incompetent at producing electricity and funds would be quickly depleted as douchebags did what they do best; use their expertise in douchebaggery to give themselves ridiculous dividends and pay each other fantastically large bonuses, quickly leading the company to bankruptcy.
In a Doucheocracy, the douchebag politician and executive team would then be protected by team of douchebag lawyers with a name like "Doucheson & Douchekins", and would get to keep the millions of dollars they swindled without any consequences, while the ensuing energy disaster would be bailed out with taxpayer money.
In a Doucheocracy, the same team of douchebags might later call themselves “job creators” and lobby to lower tax rates for themselves.
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Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
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