douchette

A female douche bag.

She's been such a douchette lately.

by Hornby123 April 10, 2009

douchette

1. The act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.

2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".

what the hell is Kelly's problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!

by BS Bizzle February 20, 2010

douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.

"That's too much douchekittery for me."

by LauraBo May 15, 2009

doucherectomy

When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities

Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.

Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him

by Cebbin December 31, 2013

douchette

The female equivalent of a douchebag

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"

by Darkman84 April 5, 2008

douchelete

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches

you are such a good douchelete!

by aakasd420 October 5, 2010

Douchette

A feminine term for 'douche': A woman/girl who's annoying to you so much.

Adam: Sunny, stop being such a douchette, and get a life.
Sunny: Um, I wouldn't be talking, 'cause you got shit in your pants.
Adam: What?? *looks down pants with brown spot* Well, this is embarrassing....

by aversatilefella September 3, 2013