douschemuffin

Someone who is retarded, a complete and total douschebag.

Sparky is the biggest douschemuffin at El Toro high school.

by fags'r'us December 11, 2004

douchmuffin

Like a douchbag except worse....more insulting....

Dude....you're a fucking douchmuffin!

by Jorygw January 2, 2009

DoucheMuffin

his names greg.
and hes a douchemuffin.

henryetta; who tha fuck is that yo

joseph; thats greg

henryetta; oh hes a total douchemuffin FOR SURE.

by henryettaIMAGIRL August 7, 2009

douchewaffle

What you call an ex who is a total asshole or someone you know who is a total moron.

How did Joe not know you would find out? What a douchewaffle.

by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009

Douchepump

One level worse than a douchebag. Allows the user to deliver more hate.

Fucking douchepump.

by LMJQ July 23, 2010

Nazi DoucheWaffle

A person who has surpassed douchebag and douchewaffle, the highest tier of douchebaggery.

Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.

by gangster_gramps August 28, 2014

douchepurse

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

by sloriag April 18, 2009