Douchepump

One level worse than a douchebag. Allows the user to deliver more hate.

Fucking douchepump.

by LMJQ July 23, 2010

Douche Pump

A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.

That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.

by Dr SlangBang May 12, 2010

douchepuff

noun. A person who typifies those qualities associated with douchetards and other forms of douche, but are also arrogant and morbidly obese. A douchepuff tends to be closed-minded and reactionary, espousing small-minded and divisive opinions in public. Surprisingly popular.

Fuck, that campaign manager I sat next to at lunch is a douchepuff.

by RichardParker October 15, 2010

douchebumps

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.

Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.

by christenapril March 30, 2010

Douche Pump

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

by Dembo34 July 1, 2008

douchecup

a word to describe a person who has been a complete jerk and has been worse then a douchebag

your a fucking douchecup

by shunamaji March 13, 2009

Mcvicar Doublepump

The art of penetrating two orifices, one with the phallis the other with a dill pickle strapped to the derrière.

I threw my back out doing the Mcvicar Doublepump

by Borda June 21, 2016