A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
by mamamele November 21, 2009
Get the douchepickle mug.An "Affliction" T-shirt according to Joel McHale of E!'s The Soup. Could most certainly be used for other shirts as well.
"These guys who wear the shirts with "Affliction" written across it, or as i like to call them, Douchecapes. Yeah man, i get it, Affliction. You're afflicted"
by the Ignominious Dr. Pokey Ocho February 22, 2009
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- The ultimate form of doucheness.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
by Miss no good February 10, 2010
Get the Douchemire mug.A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
Get the douchebiter mug.Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
by DaMoose February 4, 2014
Get the douchebiebery mug.N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"
"Great, so who pays you for that?"
"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."
"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"
"Great, so who pays you for that?"
"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."
"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."
by ZWarwich March 6, 2014
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