Douchepticon

1. A person who appears to be normal at first but exposes themselves as a douchebag later.
2. Douche in disguise

Everyone looked cool when we first got here, but there just a bunch of Douchepticons!!!

by Brophessional December 29, 2009

douchelick

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.

"For the last time, shut the fuck up douchlick."

by Sikk July 19, 2005

doucherock

Any rock band with an annoying lead singer, run of the mill instrumentals, and fallacious lyrics.

Man, I just heard "Photograph" on the radio again today. Nickelback sure are the guru's of doucherock.

by SJB7676 September 20, 2007

Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

douchepiece

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

douchefuck

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.

Dude, you're such a douchefuck!

by Bill October 12, 2004

douchebucket

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)

Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.

by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013