douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.

"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."

by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011

Froto Douchebaggins

Acting like a Lord of the Douches

Excuse me Froto Douchebaggins, but standind in a parking spot and "holding" it for your friend is not allowed in the city

by Matt Ulery June 24, 2008

Douchebagging

To verb to douchebag. Driving in a car with the windows down, driving slow with the volume cranked up.

Yo man let's go douchebagging.

by Nalim Iccartsam November 21, 2011

Douchebagging

The act of knocking someone down, or waiting for one to fall asleep, and dipping a used douche repeatedly in their face. Closely related to Teabagging.

"Marc, man, you seriously have to stop douchebagging people. That's messed up, man."

"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"

by Kryzer May 7, 2007

douchebagginess

Being a douchebag.

That guys douchebagginess gives all guys a bad name.

by Sammi_Baer February 19, 2012

douchenoggle

Used to describe a self-important person who feels the need to wear and use their Bluetooth earpiece at all times, especially in public. A douchenoggle will make every effort to ensure that everyone in the vicinity is made aware of their very “important” call. Also a synonym for the Bluetooth earpiece itself.

“Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put in my douchenoggle.”

“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”

by Sn@x October 22, 2020

douchenogger

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

some synonyms are: douche, douchebag, and nogmonster.
("nogmonster" is more of an elevated term, but is a synonym nonetheless.)

a commonly used shortening of this word is: "nog" (not to be confused with the racial slur)

that guy over there looks like a complete douchenogger. i think we should come back later. i'd rather not listen to his shitty ipod stereo all afternoon.

by Befera August 5, 2011