douche-mobile

The automobile driven by a douche. Esp. lifted trucks covered with srh stickers.

"I bet that clown-shoes fucker thinks his douche-mobile is hot shit. I hope it rolls on the freeway."

by chuchunesmi August 5, 2009

douchemongler

Worse than being a douche, douchemongler is someone who never respects anyone or their possessions.

Paul never respects my feels, he is such a douchemongler.

by GainsAboveAll February 21, 2015

Douchewobble

a fat piece of shit that acts like a douche bag and wobbles around

1. Andy Reid is a douchewobble

2. Hey Patty look at that douchewobble over there eating twinkies

by brennanhehe December 22, 2008

douchewobbler

A fat tub of lard that jiggles and/or ripples when you punch it. Commonly comes from white trash or ghetto areas of a town or out in the country. Typically goes to chirstian schools.

P1: Jake T. is such a douchewobbler

P2: I know! He rippled when I hit him with that papper airplane!

by Meow~Rawr April 14, 2010

Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.

A douche mobile is approaching our table.

by Peaceloveunity September 15, 2018