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DoucheLander

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.
by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009
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doucheland

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches
by andy1 February 25, 2006
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Doucheboat

A male character or celebrity who is undeniably attractive, despite possessing an abhorrent personality.
Bradley Cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover, but when it comes to TV, Josh Hopkins’ work on Cougar Town and Brothers & Sisters is the gold standard.
by Cactus228 July 8, 2010
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Doucheland

A place inhabited by douches, obviously.
Grand Bend, a beach in Ontario, is a Doucheland.
by Pennylane September 5, 2013
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Douchelord

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.
His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.
by thebeckster February 7, 2010
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Douchelogue

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.
Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.
by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008
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Douchelandia

Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.
by Jay BQ April 26, 2011
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