a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.
John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.
by halfamind April 15, 2006
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'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
by douchefucker January 22, 2009
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by tgibber May 13, 2010
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bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
by porkchops are us October 16, 2012
Get the douchefuck mug.A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
by mamamele November 21, 2009
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2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."
by scissorbot April 20, 2008
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