Douchebattalion

a large number of douchebags in one area, typically numbering between 300 and 1300.

Oh God, I barely made it out of Urban Outfitters. There had to be an entire douchebattalion in there.

by Cryptoherbotanist April 17, 2010

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Doucheforia

The ultimate level of douchieness one can reach.

Tom has reached a new level of doucheforia!

by Spider13 August 13, 2014

doucheface

One who has a douche where his/her face should be.

Jenna is a doucheface.

by everclear May 1, 2004

douchefag

A gay douchebag. A gay man with all of the telltale, annoying behavior of an asshole.

I don't want to roll up blaring Lady Gaga. Makes me seem like a total douchefag.

by TheCanadaHouse July 25, 2010

Douchefag

Used to describe those who have gone beyond being a Douche(bag), and/or a Faggot. They exercise many tendencies that are to be made fun of, and rarely have witty if good come backs.

Pronounced; Dhey-shh-fag

God you suck so much. You are such a douchefag.

by The Neutrachrist October 29, 2005

douchefag

douche-fag: a cross between a fag and a douchebag. someone who is somewhat of a prick, not easy to get along with. irrational and likes to have sex with other men.

ryan: I went to the mall, and I aw this cute guy and he was with your bitch sister. I wish he was with me instead because I'm sexy.
al: you're such a douchefag

by alex middleton December 6, 2006