douchedom

The realm of which douchebags/douches fall under.

Beth was supposed to meet me for lunch in the city. I took the train 45 minutes into the city but she blew me off because she was so enveloped in her excessive email binges. She really is the queen of douchedom.

by Chizzle Rizzle February 14, 2007

Douchedemic

A term describing an increasing amount of douche-bags in a common hang-out.

Me: "C'mon, Dave, let's get outta here man, this place is a douchedemic."

Dave:"I heard that."

by teabagger5000 May 11, 2009

douchedom

The state of being a douche.

John Edwards has reached the pinnacle of douchedom.

by KGz November 9, 2003

doucheduggery

1. The particularly nefarious actions of a douchebag.

2. A heinous version of skullduggery.

Did you hear about my douchebag neighbor who ran over his girlfriends pet cat on purpose? That's some serious doucheduggery right there!

by 4 on The Floor June 19, 2020

douchebumps

The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.

I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.

by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007

douchember

Having sex with as many douche bags as you want, and then dropping their sorry asses, or dick teasin it and NOT having sex with said douche bag...in the month of december.

i cant believe i had sex with that tool...oh well, its douchember

by SickNastMuthaFucka November 21, 2010

Douchepump

One level worse than a douchebag. Allows the user to deliver more hate.

Fucking douchepump.

by LMJQ July 23, 2010