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DoucheBoggled

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!
Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!
by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011
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douchemobile

1. An Eclipse
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
Hey, did you see Josh pull up in his douchemobile? He slipped the valet a George and of course the valet rolled his eyes.
by Miss V'jayjay January 5, 2009
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douchebolical

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger
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douchetool

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
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Douchebo Baggins

1) Your garden variety douchebag that is shorter and has hairier feet than your average man.

2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.
"Dude... Check out Douchebo Baggins over there in his Middle Earth attire... What a donkey..."
by Joey Bagodonuts July 24, 2009
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Doucheroo

Pronunciation: Douche-uh-roo.
Definion: Anyone who acts like a total douche or asshole.
take girls virginity and leaves them.
Yo that guy zach is a doucheroo!
by platypussyrex November 15, 2009
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Douchemobile

prime vehicle of choice for a Douche or Douchebag.

Sign that a Douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small penis.

May be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of shit souped up to look high performance;
(revvv, rumble rumble, insert car noise) "whats that annoying ass sound..why the fuck does he do that with his car?....oh that's just Shawn's Douchemobile, he does that to alert girls he's around; the flashiness makes you think he's hot, but under that seatbelt and steering wheel is just a itty-bitty chode...I would know"
by Grandmaster Cookie November 20, 2011
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