douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

by Red Forman January 11, 2009

douche box

a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations

Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.

by sanchezzzzzzzz December 23, 2009

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

by joe blow February 15, 2003

Douche Box

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box

*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.

by tableraper May 16, 2009

Douche Box

(1) A car packed full with douche bags

or

(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.

(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"

(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."

by SakeMonke November 21, 2007

douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags

"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"

by jd hol October 3, 2011

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016