social douchetard

a socially challenged person with douchey traits

Polly is a douche with no social skills.

Therefore Polly is a social douchetard.

by thesmoothoperator June 16, 2010

Douchetatt

A douchetatt is a tattoo of a tribal or overly masculine extraction,that an accused douchebag will flaunt in order to impress women.Usually found on the arm or back, similar in nature to a trampstamp.

"I've seen that douchetatt on like, a million guys arms. God, he is such a loser."

by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009

certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting

"Your ex is a certified douchetard."

by lildaywalker November 16, 2009

captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008

douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

by Awesomazing February 4, 2009

douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.

"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"

by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010

Douchetard

The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.

Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard

by W54th8X August 6, 2010