A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"
by mamamele November 21, 2009
Get the douchepickle mug.The highest form of a douche you can get. You have the first stage which is a douchebag, the second stage which is a douchenozzle (slightly more annoying than a douchebag because the nozzle is actually inserted into the vagina), then you have the douchebackwash which is the highest form of a douchebag that you can get/be...because the backwash is the dirty drainage that drips out of the vagina to clean it, thus worse than the bag or nozzle. Used to describe a super super super douchebag.
That guy jus got his car totally tricked out on "Pimp My Ride" then a week later he gets in a wreck an totally demolishes it. He's ok an everything but he's gotta feel like such a douchebackwash for destroyin that slick ass ride"
by ejaynhtown86 August 17, 2010
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A little shit who thinks he/she is cool.
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
by Radox June 13, 2015
Get the Douchepickle mug.Kanye west is a douchepickle.
by Urbanashley September 18, 2009
Get the DouchePickle mug.1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.
2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.
2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.
Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."
by phreakdb January 23, 2008
Get the douchepacker mug.Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.
I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009
Get the Douchepocket mug.A person in a position of respect or even authority that acutally knows absolutely nothing, is illiterate, incapable of basic problem-solving, and just collects a salary.
Frat boys that drink their way through ivy league and graduate with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader, and go on to assume a position in municipal government. George Bush is a good example of a douchehack.
by stunnedsilence December 29, 2009
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