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A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world.
A person with no logic at all.
A person with no logic at all.
Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them.
people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags!
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people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags!
ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,
by keeping it real!!!!! September 30, 2006
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by Lexus24000 August 1, 2010
Get the Douche Bag mug.1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) ER physicians
2) ER physicians
That doctor is such a douche bag.
by FP Resident December 28, 2005
Get the douche bag mug.by Pabstman June 18, 2005
Get the Douche Bag mug.A completely self-absorbed tool who is completely oblivious to just how much they really suck. There are several varieties of Douche Bags, all equally deserving of being sodomized with a jack hammer. Some potential identifiers include:
Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music
Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside
Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos.
Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.
Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.
Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music
Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside
Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos.
Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.
Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.
Everyone knew John was a douche bag as soon as he rolled up in his lifted truck blasting lil wayne, parked halfway on the curb, and got out with a case of keystone light.
If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.
If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.
by CoalitionAgainstDouchebaggery July 20, 2010
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