douchattude

Having an attidude of a total douche.

You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.

by shenenagens April 7, 2009

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Douchanté

A person who is being more than a douche.

that guy just karate choped that douchanté. He beat up a chick

by Jcsmith13 June 20, 2011

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Douchant • Douchanté • Douchan • Douchanese • Douchanity • Douchanium • douchano • Douchaster • Douchatania • Douchateria

A douche of epic proportions. One who strives to be the ultimate douche but ultimately is overshadowed by newer, bigger, and bolder douches who torpedo their ambitions. End result is a has-been douche whose only claim to fame are the lives he/she has ruined in the past.

Matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn't even able to be a successful douche. He's set sail on the final voyage of the RMS Douchatania.

John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.

by NapalmNick September 12, 2013

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Douchateria

Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.

Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

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