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douce bag

One who is an asshat, or in more common terminology, an asshole. Just a synonym for jerk. Refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-sex cleanup) in.
Gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.
by Freckles January 19, 2004
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fair douce

a way of congratulating a rebutle comment
'I am a wizard.'
'Ahh but i am a vampire.'
'Fair douce.'
by banterwithme March 23, 2010
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douce bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.
by emptsent December 27, 2007
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double douce

Yo son! dont fuck wit me loc, or ill shub a double douce up ur ass
by Makina April 23, 2006
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douce

the second half of a spliff or cigaret
yo dude check me your douce
by jul_crimson May 20, 2007
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Who The Douce Are You?

A sad, little boy who spends his Saturdays coming up with definitions to put on this site because everyone at school likes him but never invites him to do anything
Me, Book-TV, and anything else that is boring
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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douce cookie

A person being an asshole. The toilet paper that gets left in the vagina usually found during intercourse. The dried up white crispies you find around your junk after a good night of sex. The cum stain that women get in their panties after receiving a long night of loads.
Man, DJ was talking wreckless at lunch today, he was being a real douce cookie.

I was going down on the wife lastnight, much to my suprise i came up with a mouth full of douce cookies.

If you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and wander if you scored with that chick the night before just look down and see if you have any signs of douce cookies.

Sheyla was taking a piss and found douce cookies in he panties.
by dr blood pickle November 19, 2010
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