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Douce

by JasonJoestar May 28, 2018
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Douce

A Douce:

Someone who believes their funny but isn’t.

Someone who copies others and try’s to imitate others but fails massively.

Someone who is normally the but of the joke
Stop it Tel, you’re being a Douce!”
by Luke Tucker August 23, 2019
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work douce

work douce: When you are on the clock at your job and you suddenly find yourself having take a dump at work and wanting toget paid for it. So you substitute with the word work douce.
You: hey man I gotta take a work douce.
Friend: enjoy it cause your getting paid for it.
by Dr DEE September 6, 2013
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douce bag

misspelling for douche bag commonly used by actual douchebags
all over this page, these fucking douche bags think that douche bag is spelled douce bag
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douce bag

A mega tool; typically a guy that thinks he's cool, thinks everyone else thinks he's cool, but clearly is not. Synonym: tool box
by ToriTurner February 24, 2005
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douce bag

One who is an asshat, or in more common terminology, an asshole. Just a synonym for jerk. Refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-sex cleanup) in.
Gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.
by Freckles January 19, 2004
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fair douce

a way of congratulating a rebutle comment
'I am a wizard.'
'Ahh but i am a vampire.'
'Fair douce.'
by banterwithme March 23, 2010
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