Double fuck

A compounding of the previous fuck usage.

Fuck, I just spilled that drink. Double fuck, I just emptied the drink trying to stop the spill.

by Awisemanoncesaidmanymanythings November 14, 2013

Double-fuck No

Above and beyond "No", "Hello no" or "Hell fuck no".

Q: If the Navy didnt have shore duty, would you re-enlist?
A: Double-fuck no.

by Aegeus HING4LYFE July 29, 2004

Double Fuck

A situation where there you have two options, but no matter which one you choose, you will get fucked regardless

Homie1: Yo man this girl just wrote something on my facebook wall, and we're just friends, but my gf is gonna freak if she sees it so I had to delete it

Homie2: Oh so what are you gonna do now?

Homie1: Well now my friend is prbbly gonna wonder why I deleted it, but if I don't tell her, she well be like wtf why did he delete my post? But if I do tell her, she'll still be like wtf, why is he explaining himself so much, there must be something he's hiding

Homie2: Damn homie, you're in a double fuck!

by MakeItSnow January 15, 2011

Double Fucked

When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man

Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.

by The big guy 1 November 25, 2018

double fucked

To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.

"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"

by Mike September 20, 2004

Double fuck oreos

When you are already in a shitty situation, and something comes along to make it at least twice as bad.

My car had just broken down in the middle of nowhere, and then I got mugged. Its like someone handed me a batch of double fuck oreos.

by humerus September 20, 2014

Double fuck sundae

When a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and the other guy sticks it in her pussy and they cum at the same time and shoot cum on their bodies too.

That girl is so slutty she let us give her a double fuck sundae

by TheKickAssBro April 21, 2017