donkular ding dong

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.

I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.

by peepee envy October 18, 2010

dorkusAurelius

dorkusInstead of just calling someone a dork you amp it up by adding Aurelius (Emperor of Rome) to it. One who is a Emperor dork.

Stop being such a dorkusAurelius.

by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004

dookular

Complete nuclear shit show, complete blow out ,all air in local perimeter has been turned dukular to a shitty explosion any where someone has pooped

Fumigated the area with dookular fallout.

by Xeroixa January 8, 2023

dorklander

Perjorative term used by the rest of New Zealand to describe people from Auckland, the country's largest city. Tends to imply (a) excessive consumption (b) over-sized sunglasses (c) a tendency to speak loudly into cellphones while suppling on a takeaway coffee and (d) poor driving habits thanks to the tendency towards (c). The dorklander will tend to wear black and, in the rest of the country's estimation, do little to no work.
(Similar to a "jafa", only more recent and, in this writer's view, a little harder.)

"Since Kylee moved to the city, she's become, like, a total Dorklander."

by Rob Hamilton September 19, 2006

dorkylanderslameo

A fuckin' dork ass who is 24 7 in love with his gf. A fagcop.

Hey, I'm a dorkylanderslameo, it's a big deal.

by Big Baby Jesus May 10, 2003

dorkslayer

Senial Older male who enjoys making online threats, and or just being a plain old piece of shit. Hangs out with Muslim gamers, see "ashkar". Enjoys Cheating in the form of Modem tapping when all else fails, see "score of 4-89".

Player 1- Oh look its a dorkslayer, everyone ignore him or he will chase the FBI on you.
Player 2- No he wont do that hes just old and crazy, but he will tap you.

by TheBadBa April 30, 2010

Dorkla

A Female Dorkus.

Dorkla!!

by Spaz Frog August 21, 2008