Dorkamuffin

A person who loves to spend their free time jamming to insane music... {if you can call it that}. They read books of mythical creatures like faeries and vamps and werewolves. They can often be found sitting on the side of the road, usually on a stone bridge. They are usually very angry or extremely giggly. They associated with those that are not well understood, but is very protective of those in which they love.Food: watermelon, slushies, gum,kool-aid, SUGAR

a dorkamuffins r very rare
meaning there is only 1

by Dorkey_lozer August 6, 2008

DoinkMuffin

A DoinkMuffin is a name to call someone when you’re mad at them, names like this are Idiot, Hoe, bum, CheeseBall,

Laine is such a DoinkMuffin

by IsobelTheDoinkMuffin August 30, 2020

dork muffin

a dumbass or a pain in the ass

my brother is such a dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020

Dickmuffing

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

by dickmuffa August 4, 2018

Dickmuffin

When you're being a poobutt abd not answering someone's message. Or when you're being a butthurt little fancy boy that gets his feelings hurt over nothing.

Johnny is being a "dickmuffin" and won't answer my text messages cause his feelings are hurt that I said he can't keep up on his beers like the rest of the guys.

by candyass January 5, 2023