Dorkamuffin 

A person who loves to spend their free time jamming to insane music... {if you can call it that}. They read books of mythical creatures like faeries and vamps and werewolves. They can often be found sitting on the side of the road, usually on a stone bridge. They are usually very angry or extremely giggly. They associated with those that are not well understood, but is very protective of those in which they love.Food: watermelon, slushies, gum,kool-aid, SUGAR

a dorkamuffins r very rare
meaning there is only 1

Dorkamuffin by Dorkey_lozer August 6, 2008

dorkmuffin 

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

Dorkmuffin 

A person who is endearingly naïve and constantly cheerful.

Alex, quit goofing around, you silly dorkmuffin.

Dorkmuffin by The Legendary Dingus January 30, 2023

Dirtamuffin 

A person thats clothes are really dirty and they wear them day after day until the clothes are gray.

Look at that little boy over there he is a lit dirtamuffin

Dirtamuffin by Kholby Stevenson September 7, 2007