doomed love

when you love someone too much, knowing they will never be yours, and it breaks your heart so much.

I love Andy so much, even though he'll never be mine. And it sucks. It is a doomed love i guess

by unicornlovee:) February 13, 2014

doomed

To condemn to ruination or death. when you are destined to an unhappy end.

To be condemned.

We are doomed im telling you!!!

by Fernando O. May 19, 2006

dozed off

fall asleep slowly, often in the day or when u don't plan to sleep.

I was so tired I dozed off in the middle of the meeting.

by milzuka June 26, 2008

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

dooced

dooced: to lose one’s job because of one’s website.

Dude, I heard Janey got dooced last week.

by daveeee October 29, 2004

doored

the state of being high as fuck, can't even move you're stuck

*facetime rings*... *rings again* *answers FaceTime*

me: yoo wassup sorry i didn't hear the phone ring I'm doored asf

by madeye23 September 11, 2018

Doozers

The name for the twitch streamer Foolish Gamers chat. They are fun and calming to be around. They also desperately need to be fed. They like fire and rioting against their streamer.

Doozers-Hup 2 3 4

by Skyren17221 March 7, 2022