does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

by Walletto January 11, 2012

Doody-free

A self-inflicted state of constipation, usually caused by embarrassment.

1) Since Rose moved in with her boyfriend, she’s been doody-free.
2) Sydney took one look at the communal bathroom in the dorm and has been doody-free since.

by Koumba July 28, 2018

Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015

Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."

(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008

cocky doody

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.

Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.

by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009

doodypult

A well endowed gay man sticks his flacid penis into his own ass, thus arousing him, and making his penis hard. as his penis gets harder, it creates a "doodypult" as it flicks back out of the asshole.

That guy just did the most awesome doodypult!

by Jefferz August 29, 2005

dooty bubble

When you poop and fart at the same time.

i just shit and farted right after that.

bruh that's a dooty bubble

by j smith November 12, 2016