Doordashistan

This definition was written by Mosofat. Our great nation was found in 1905. It may be possible that our great nation was found prior to 1905 but all records of time before 1905 were destroyed in Great Fire of 1905 so it is not worth trying to figure out what happened before 1905. The current crown prince is Prince Al-Prais Izrait and we like him enough. Currently price of DOORDASHISTAN NATIONAL CREDIT (DDNC) is worth 1/16 rug or 1.2 dash-pass included meal voucher. We are not open to immigration.

Doordashistan rug.

by mosofat December 31, 2022

DoorDash

A food ordering app that's likely exacerbating the obesity epidemic.

DoorDash is making me lazy and fat!

by Soul_Driver April 24, 2021

Doordash

The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.

That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.

by Pialinist February 9, 2022

Cringe Doordash member

Cringe when it comes to anime. Is always the king of zest. People like this talk about themselves alot. Most of the time think they are #1 everywhere they go (They are not).

Sora is a Cringe Doordash member on god.

by BartholomewThe3rdRequium June 21, 2022

Doordash

An app that fat, lazy, entitled people use to order food so that a disgusting bum can go into a restaurant, get your food, put it in his van full of trash and an aroma of cat urine, and munch on some of your fries while driving around in circles pretending to find your home because their boss can probably track them. All for a restaurant that probably does delivery on their own. That’s what you get for stealing money from a business.

Doordash took 2 hours to bring me my Taco Bell. When it got here it was cold, and on top of that I found a toenail in my taco! YUCK!

by hoe4milfs December 4, 2021

Doordash Broke

Life Situations that happen simultaneously just before payday...mostly the Munchies and knowledge of incredibly fast delivery you can't have at the moment!

Bitch l'm so Doordash Broke they're not taking my fake calls anymore!

by Anniemonikers💖 January 27, 2022

Doordash

A company that gets your address wrong even when you specify it.

Doordash sent my order to the wrong place yet again

by The termite slayer November 9, 2022