Dooshmock 

The name for a man who can’t seem to stop getting his head stuck in the vagina

Hey Jerry! Sophia told me you got your head stuck in her cunt last night. You’re such a fucking dooshmock

Dooshmock by PnuggsTheGreat February 22, 2019

Dorishocker 

Dorishocking is the act of placing one finger in the vagina and four in the rectum and rubbing vigorously.

Last night my boyfriend tried the dorishocker but was disappointed to discover I couldn't fit four fingers in my rectum simultaneously.

Dan was instantly disgusted to discover his girlfriend preferred the dorishocker to cunnilingus.

Dorishocker by Psych0naut23 September 30, 2010

nancy doorknocker

well vodka and watermelon redbull

a nancy doorknocker is best accompanied with a trish salad while listening to eleanor rigby

nancy doorknocker by nancy d. July 10, 2021

doorsock 

signal that bathroom is occupied

Look at the doorsock, someone must be using the lavatory. Maybe it's Slutsky.

doorsock by dcsockman December 7, 2011

doorsock 

Doorsocks are flexible, snakelike, round, tubes filled with water absorbent material that stops air flow. Typically these tubes are used under doors, window sills, and other openings to stop air drafts, absorb rain or other water leaks, and reduce heating and cooling costs in the home.

After placing a doorsock against the inside of my front door the uncomfortable chilly air drafts stopped and my heating bill was reduced by more than 10%.

doorsock by Doorsocks.com August 24, 2006

doorblocking 

In FPS video games, where the game does not allow one person to pass through another person or any form of shoving, someone shoots from the door, preventing all behind him from either running past him or helping him kill enemies.

Stop doorblocking you noob, we're trying to rush here.

doorblocking by evilquicktime January 22, 2011

Doofshnocker 

Someone so stupid that doofshnocker is the only word you can say

You are a fucking doofshnocker

Doofshnocker by Baganggang October 8, 2018