Open the Church Doors

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.

"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"

by 'Noke Man August 11, 2008

open the blast doors

To get really, really stoned. To smoke a lot of Marijuana.

Since we are going to the mountains today, we should open the blast doors for sure.

by emit June 11, 2008

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.

Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)

by Online Fan March 27, 2015

Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

pissing with the door open

Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.

"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"

by MC Knockout September 20, 2006

doodoo with the door open

A really hateful and racist term for a white girl who wants a interracial relationship. It says white women are nasty, smell bad, and always take a dump with the door open.

She's beautiful and sweet, but I don't want a 'doodoo with the door open.'

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016