Doormat

1. A weak ass insecure bitch (male or female) who gets pushed around and walked all over by some pushy cunty type-a personality garbage partner.

“Here’s the thing about ‘doormats’...They’re fun to walk on for a while, but eventually they get worn out.”

- Jenga

by Jenga23 August 2, 2019

doormat

A form of nuthuggery in which the nuthugger exchanges her grip on reality for an even tighter grip on a pair of nuts; the resulting effect being that without any concept of reality, dignity, or self-confidence, she is walked all over by the object of her nuthuggery and those around her who are disgusted by her nuthuggery.

This nuthugging nuthugger has become a fucking doormat! She lets me do anything, and then buys me food! It's still pretty weird, but the free food and blowjobs are nice. Not to mention it's pretty funny when my friends make fun of her right before she blows me.

by JJJ March 25, 2005

doormat guy

One who thinks he will get laid by women if he puts them on a pedestal but actually becomes 'laid'-out on their front door and is used to clean their shoes.
Careful what you wish for.

"He's being a doormat guy to her, why doesn't he stand up for himself?"

by mogydee July 9, 2018

Doormat Syndrome

The act of trying to please anyone, or everyone you can.
Sometimes relating only to one person, or multiple people.

"Hey man, Jake has doormat syndrome so bad, he's always trying to please someone."

"Ya I know, its sad sometimes, I wonder what he'd do for me?"

by Narofsky October 1, 2008

doormat cult

a cult about doormats made by streamer "isabelmary" and there will be soon merch. (this is confirmed by "poll")

JOIN DOORMAT CULT TODAY

by the ice king_ March 7, 2021

Doormat Man

A doormat man is a passive male whose only life purpose is to be walked on, used, and ignored by those around him. He will never do anything of note. Doormat men are likely marry a girl boss trophy wife, have three children, work in a boring no-name office, and live at the end of a cul-de-sac. When they die, they will be forgotten about, but that is okay because they hold the fundamental roles that society needs to function.

"I don't want to be a doormat man, I want to be a pirate!"

"We don't need any more pirates, Martin, we need more doormat men."

by Purple • Captain November 29, 2022

Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..

There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol

by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024